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The world in 1995 - Mr Lobak Lobak?

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Shaggy - Boombastic Macarena: My first dance move

Feeling happy is the only true success.

The ultimate goal is to feeling happy. Find your path, align your goal and go for the ultimate success. Feeling happy.

Remember this

Remember this, opportunity is everywhere. Identify a problem, and offer your solution to it. Then others will be happy to pay you over and over again. So that you will be happy too. Tell me, what problem can you solve now?

It's a sad country

when people of the country keep suspecting each others. and one small bunch of politicians, newspapers talking craps... Come on.. Stop wasting time and let's move ours country forward.

Subtitle for Movie

Ouch, downloaded for one full day and its end up a Japanese movie without subtitle? How painful is that! Well, what you can do is: 1. Google < > subtitle. 2. Download the .srt file. 3. Move the .srt file to the same folder as the .avi file. 4. Rename the < >.srt to be the same name as the .avi file. 5. Play it with your window media classic. 6. Enjoy your movie!

Success

At age 4, success is...not peeing your pants. 在4岁时,成功就是不会尿在裤子上。 At age 12, success is...having friends. 在12岁时,成功就是有朋友围绕。 At age 20, success is...having sex. 在20岁时,成功就是拥有性生活。 At age 35, success is...making money. 在35岁时,成功就是赚大钱。 At age 60, success is...having sex. 在60岁时,成功就是拥有性生活。 At age 70, success is...having friends. 在70岁时,成功就是有朋友围绕。 At age 80, success is...not peeing your pants. 在80岁时,成功就是不会尿在裤子上。

求婚

斑马向小鹿求婚, 小鹿拒绝了。 因为有纹身的都应该不是好人。 熊猫向北极熊求婚, 北极熊拒绝了。 因为戴墨镜的多数是黑社会。 蜘蛛向蚂蚁求婚, 蚂蚁拒绝了。 因为整天在上网,脑袋肯定有问题。 小鸡向小鸭求婚, 小鸭拒绝了。 因为妈妈说叫鸡的人都不爱家。