想听一个有关孕妇的笑话吗？

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话说有一天，有一个孕妇在丈夫的陪同下到医院去生产。
负责医生就介绍这对准父母一个新开发，超先进的仪器。
这个仪器能把生产时的痛，转移到孩子爸爸的身上。
丈夫听后，点头赞同。

当妻子进入产房后，医生就启动仪器，开始把10%的痛转到丈夫的身上。
丈夫想：奇怪，怎么一点痛都不没有？
接着，医生就慢慢地调转机器，把妻子50%的痛，转移到丈夫哪里去。
丈夫想：为何都不觉得有任何痛呢？
这时候，丈夫就告诉说：医生，你就把所有的痛转给我吧，我应该可以承受得了。
不久后，妻子就无痛的状况下，顺利地生下宝贝。

隔天，当一家三口回到家时，竟发现邮差先生一脸痛苦的样子，躺死在家门前.....

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