Computer Jokes

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"My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

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Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"

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Tech Support: "Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters..."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."

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